Ray Durham

And I'm back...from outer space. Just walked in to find you with that sad look upon your face. I've worked non stop since July 3rd, but I'll survive. I WILL SURVIVE!!

So Durham was good times. After being in dear old St. Pete for just a day, this globe trotting whatthefluffalus jetted up to Durham, NC to work our AAA affliate on Friday. The most awesome part was when it rained right up to game time so the humidity was only 2000%. No problem for an indoor, 72 degree dwelling, dome loving, "what's a rain delay" mascot like myself. Wool E Bull and I had a silly string duel, then I shoke my thing to Missy's Loose Control. The second most awesome part of Friday night was when Wool E discovered how tastey Ice Tea can be. If you see him, make sure to offer him some ice tea. He loves it. Ice Tea and Cheese Nips...don't forget to ask about the Cheese Nips.

The next night I danced my heart out with a pretty bulls fan, then dazzled them with my amazing quick change into my leisure suit. I was staying alive, barely.

On Sunday it was Wool E Bull's Birthday blast. It was...a blast. No false advertising here. They deliver! I was joined by Stormy from the Carolina Hurricanes, Sir Purr from the Carolina Panthers, Mr. and Mrs. Wuf from NC State, and a bevy of other fuzz brains. We had a wheel barrow race, a base race, a massive mascot dance, and more. It was fun.

I can't wait until my very own mascot mania on August 20th. So far I've got Dinger from the Rockies, Screech from the Nationals, Captain from the Rangers, Ace from the Blue Jays, and the notorious "my plane's on fire" Mariner Moose coming out. This weekend my buddy the Orioles bird is coming down for our series vs. the O's. he heard we were debuting our new rays touch tank and just had to come touch a ray.

That's all for now. I hope you enjoyed my thrilling tale. I know I did.